The Kissing Booth: Prom-A-Versary Celebration!

Matt, Sara and I compiled some fun facts about The Kissing Booth over the past year. Enjoy!

Year One of the Kissing Booth: A Statistical Review

Number of times Matt McCarthy showed his balls: 5.2
Number of times Brandy flipped someone off: still processing
Number of Times One or both of the hosts were visibly intoxicated/altered onstage: 4
Number of prop baby dolls currently owned by Brandy & Sara: 3
Number of creepy backrubs issued by John F. O'Donnell on/offstage: infinite
Number of stink eyes given to the D Lounge Bartender per show: 37
Number of dumps taken on stage: 1
Amount of show truncated due to tardiness of its 2 hosts: 60%
Number of bags of Hershey’s Kisses bought to serve at shows: 36
Number of Times a heckler has been told he would have his throat slit by Sara: 1
Number of times people made out in bathrooms/closets/backroom: at least 5 that we saw



COME SEE THE SHOW, FOOLS!!!

The Kissing Booth presents: PROM-TACULAR: Our One Year Anniversary!


June 9th, 2007
10:30 pm - $7 cover

10:00pm Doors Open Pre-Prom Party (free spiked punch till it runs out)
10:30pm Show Begins
11:30ish FREE Party to follow (posed prom photos & share your prom story and get a FREE Jello Shot!!)


The Tank
279 Church Street between Franklin and White

$3 Beers All Nite Long!
FREE spiked punch!

With performances by:
Wendy Ho!
Party Central USA!
and
Tom McCaffrey!

...plus a video created with Anya Garrett and special guest appearances from Sue Ball, Mike Dobbins, Katina Corrao, Matt McCarthy, Seth Herzog, Sean Crespo and MORE MORE MORE!

As always, the kick ass dance party begins right when the show ends, SO STICK AROUND or DROP IN LATE!

Brandy & Sara are so fucking amazed they managed to not die of alcohol poisoning over the past year that they're doing a big old celebration party & show. So come on down to our NEW location and share in what has been a year of nonstop filth, foul-mouthery and fun.

Honestly, we're so grateful to have gotten the chance to host the amazing talent we somehow bamboozled onto our stage in front of an audience of warm, wonderful friends (IE: drunks).

This month's installment of THE KISSING BOOTH will feature a mini-show and real life prom stories from lots of funny folks. Plus, appearances from some of your most beloved high school teachers, there to chaperone the totally rad pre-party (don't ask us how we found them, we just do shit like that).

EXTRA SPECIAL BONUS!!! Everyone in attendance will be eligible to be King & Queen of the PROM! Your paid admission comes complete with a ballot, so come on down and vote for your damn self.

PLUS! Candy, slow dancing to Warrant and the like, fast dancing to all sorts of "that rap noise" (copyright Brandy's Grandma 1993), comedy tech wizardry from our 3X Dope head writer MATT SEARS, posed prom photos of you looking all hot and shit that will be taken by the sultry NATHAN KLOKE (www.nathankloke.com), and lots of hi-jinx and capers and cutups. Plus, our undying love to you for being a part of the show this past year!

SEE YOU THERE, SUCKAS! AND WEAR THEM PROM OUTFITS!

ONE YEAR PROM-A-VERSARY!

THE KISSING BOOTH is a monthly variety show hosted by comedy duo Brandy & Sara. Stand ups, sketch, songs, and more from NYC's premiere performers, always with a spectacularly drunken finale. If you can't make the show, drop in for the FREE late nite dance party that begins directly after- cheap booze specials all nite long. Pucker Up For Comedy!

The Kissing Booth presents: PROM-TACULAR: Our One Year Anniversary!


June 9th, 2007
10:30 pm - $7 cover

10:00pm Doors Open Pre-Prom Party (free spiked punch till it runs out)
10:30pm Show Begins
11:30ish FREE Party to follow (posed prom photos & share your prom story and get a FREE Jello Shot!!)


The Tank
279 Church Street between Franklin and White

$3 Beers All Nite Long!
FREE spiked punch!

With performances by:
Wendy Ho!
Party Central USA!
and
Tom McCaffrey!

...plus a video created with Anya Garrett and special guest appearances from Sue Ball, Mike Dobbins, Katina Corrao, Matt McCarthy, Seth Herzog and MORE MORE MORE!

As always, the kick ass dance party begins right when the show ends, SO STICK AROUND or DROP IN LATE!

Brandy & Sara are so fucking amazed they managed to not die of alcohol poisoning over the past year that they're doing a big old celebration party & show. So come on down to our NEW location and share in what has been a year of nonstop filth, foul-mouthery and fun.

Honestly, we're so grateful to have gotten the chance to host the amazing talent we somehow bamboozled onto our stage in front of an audience of warm, wonderful friends (IE: drunks).

This month's installment of THE KISSING BOOTH will feature a mini-show and real life prom stories from lots of funny folks. Plus, appearances from some of your most beloved high school teachers, there to chaperone the totally rad pre-party (don't ask us how we found them, we just do shit like that).

EXTRA SPECIAL BONUS!!! Everyone in attendance will be eligible to be King & Queen of the PROM! Your paid admission comes complete with a ballot, so come on down and vote for your damn self.

PLUS! Candy, slow dancing to Warrant and the like, fast dancing to all sorts of "that rap noise" (copyright Brandy's Grandma 1993), comedy tech wizardry from our 3X Dope head writer MATT SEARS, posed prom photos of you looking all hot and shit that will be taken by the sultry NATHAN KLOKE (www.nathankloke.com), and lots of hi-jinx and capers and cutups. Plus, our undying love to you for being a part of the show this past year!

SEE YOU THERE, SUCKAS! AND WEAR THEM PROM OUTFITS!

The Kissing Booth on Nerve.com's TUB TALK!

Thanks to Sara Benincasa, who hosts this web video blog and asked us to come sit in her tub. Check it out!

Hi there!

We're Brandy & Sara. We host an NYC monthly show called The Kissing Booth. It's lots of fun, and we' d love for you to come see it.

This blog is in the process of being updated, so for the time being why not go here to get the most up to date show information & line ups or to contact us.

If you'd like to be part of our show, please feel free to come down to the show and introduce yourself and we can go from there! We don't make a practice of booking anyone we haven't seen perform yet- part of the thing we love about hosting The Kissing Booth is to share a variety of acts we enjoyed with our audience. Come on down and show us what you've got.

Thanks, see you soon.

xoxox,

BB & SJA

Matt's Party.

The Kissing Booth presents MATT'S PARTY

written by Brandy Barber & Sara Jo Allocco
with Anne Altman, Michele Colyn, Claudia Cogan, Anne Carr, Giulia Rozzi, Katina Corrao, Michael Cyril Creighton, Anya Garrett, Nathan Kloke, Carolyn Castiglia, Matt Sears, John F. O'Donnell, & Matt McCarthy.

with the combined talents of Oren Brimer, Anya Garrett, and Nathan Kloke.

For show updates, check out:

www.myspace.com/thekissingboothnyc

The Kissing Booth- February 24th, 2007!

The Kissing Booth presents: Don't Go Breaking My Heart!

February 24th, 2007
9:30 pm - $5 cover
Doors open at 9 pm

The D-Lounge
101 East 15th Street at Union Square East- BASEMENT LEVEL of the DR2 Theater

$3 Special Beer (TBA- Last Time It Was Miller Lite)!
$4 Well Drinks!
Full Bar For You Fancy Types Who Insist On Acting Classy-like!

Dance Party Begins Right When The Show Ends, SO STICK AROUND!

Brandy & Sara are in the mood for love, simply because you're near them. And hey, if you can't make the show (because you suck), then come and get your drunk on with an after show dance party so wickedly debaucherous it'll result in pants-peeing! You'll fall in love with this show, 'cuz it's packed with all sorts of cuddly comedy types, such as:

Pat O' Shea (Ed Sullivan On Acid)
Kurt Braunohler (Hot Tub Variety Show @ COMIX)
Glennis McMurray (Dance Dance Party Party co-creator)
Shockwave (Freestyle Love Supreme)
Margot Leitman (UCB Theater)
Desiree Burch (SMUT Reading Series @ Galapagos)
Rob & Mark (Giant Tuesday Night, SPIKE TV)


PLUS...a very special visit from Mama & Roxanne! In honor of Valentine's day, Roxanne has sent in Mama's profile to a popular dating show. Come and see who host Chris Christoffsen (Drink At Work's Sean Crespo) will bring out as potential New Mister Daddies for little Roxanne! With special guests Adam Wade (ESPN), Mike Dobbins (MTV2), and Gabe McKinley (The Shark Show and like, 7 national commercials)!

PLUS! DJ wizardry from our head writer, Matt Sears, candy, dancing, photos of you looking all hot and shit that will be taken by the sultry Nathan Kloke, and lots of hi-jinx and capers and cutups.

SEE YOU THERE!

www.myspace.com/thekissingboothnyc

The Kissing Booth: BABY LOVE!

THE KISSING BOOTH is a monthly variety show hosted by comedy duo Brandy & Sara. Stand ups, sketch, songs, and more from NYC's premiere performers, always with a spectacularly drunken finale. If you can't make the show, drop in for the FREE late nite dance party that begins directly after- cheap booze specials from our dreamy bartender Jason all nite long. Pucker Up For Comedy!






The Kissing Booth presents: Baby Love!

November 4th, 2006
9:30 pm - $5 smackers
Doors open at 9 pm

The D-Lounge
101 East 15th Street at Union Square East- BASEMENT LEVEL of the DR2 Theater

$3 Miller Lights! $4 Well Shots! Full Bar For You Fancy Types!

Dance Party Begins Right When The Show Ends!

In this month's show, Brandy has a baby...but where, Sara wants to know, did it come from? Come find out and watch some dynamite comedy from:

with:

BROOKE VAN POPPELEN (BIRTHDAY GIRL!!!)

ROBIN GELFENBIEN

BARON VAUGHN

LAURA MANNINO

JESSE POPP

CAROLYN CASTIGLIA

JAY BOIS

and a guest appearance from BECKY YAMAMOTO!

PLUS some other nonsense from your hosts, Brandy & Sara, what promises to be the most crazed dance party to date, super paparazzi pals Anya Garrett & Brian Van, lots of yummy candy,and Hi-Jinx Galore! AND- it's Brooke's birthday, so come out and celebrate with us!

The Kissing Booth- October 14th, 2006!

A monthly variety show hosted by comedy duo Brandy & Sara. Stand ups, sketch, songs, and more from NYC's premiere performers, always with a spectacular finale. If you can't make the show, drop in for the FREE late nite dance party that begins directly after- cheap booze specials from our dreamy bartender Jason all nite long. Pucker Up For Comedy!


The Kissing Booth presents: We'll Have A Gay Old Time!

October 14th, 2006
9:30 pm
Doors open at 9 pm

The D-Lounge
101 East 15th Street at Union Square East- BASEMENT LEVEL of the DR2 Theater

$3 Miller Lights! $4 Well Shots! Full Bar For You Fancy Types!

Dance Party Begins Right When The Show Ends!

In this month's show, Brandy & Sara have big dreams that won't stop until they make it all the way to Broadway. And this month, thier line up is the creme de la creme of the Gay White Way:

with:

Shawn Hollenbach (MINTYFRESH)

Allen Warnock & Andrea Alton (FREEDUMB)

Mindy Raf (COLLEGE HUMOR)

Mike Barry (WEINER PHILHARMONIC)

Gabe Leidman (AT NIGHT WITH GABE AND JENNY)

Katina & Matt (MINTYFRESH)

Brent Sullivan (BOSTON COMEDY FESTIVAL)

Jerry Miller (THE ROYAL WE)

Kevin Allison (MTV'S THE STATE)

PLUS some other nonsense from your hosts, Brandy & Sara, what promises to be the most crazed dance party to date, super paparazzi pals Anya Garrett & Brian Van, lots of yummy candy, not one but TWO pomeranian puppies, and Hi-Jinx Galore!