Eeeny Meeny Miney NO.

Oh no you didn't. Oh yes I DID! That's right, I just found out that we're going to be joined by the incredible, unstoppable Ms. Michelle Collins for our very first show! How kick ass is that, people? So very.

This lady is too, too much. I mean, really. Her stand up is wise, sharp and smartass-ed all at once, with some sparkle scatter atop it. She's gorgeous, has great shoes and kickass frames- what else could you ask for?

Check out what she has to say here- if you haven't already, that is. I thought you knew, fool.

Now I know you don't want to miss this. BE there for the debut of Brandy & Sara's The Kissing Booth and watch the magic happen.